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Santa’s Data Privacy Policy

  Santa’s Data Privacy Policy Santa is a trading name of St Nicholas, located in the North Pole.   Santa keeps a list of every boy and girl to determine whether they are entitled to delivery on Christmas Eve.   He uses global surveillance to monitor whether you are naughty or nice.  Santa uses automated decision […]

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How Santa outsourced Christmas

Season’s Greetings from Santa’s outsourcing department. Santa has asked me to report on how this year’s outsourcing project went.  It’s not been the easiest of projects and I am not sure we totally understood the effect it would have on our reputation and service.  Here are some highlights of how it went.

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